if x = the number of cats you have
then y = the number of litter boxes you need
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if x = altar boys a catholic bishop admits to molesting
then y = ex-altar boys in therapy
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if x = grains of sand on our planet
then y = number of toilet paper rolls I end up changing out cause other people are too lazy to do it!!
skrolikowski
if x = number of people I know who've moved to Vegas
then y = number of times we've said "Let's hang out" but never really have
slavepoet
if x = actual drinks a college kid has had
then y = perceived drinks the college kid has had
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