if x = the number of people yelling SLAYER at a metal show
then y = the chances of the actual band not listed on the bill
slavepoet
if x = the theoretical amount of wood a wood chuck would chuck.
then y = the likelihood of a woodchuck ducking chucking wood.
slavepoet
if x = the number of mistakes you wish you could do over
then y = the opportunities you're missing out on.
slavepoet
if x = the crickets you hear whenever you talk
then y = the odds that no one. Really. Cares.
slavepoet
if x = the number of people you've forgotten
then y = the number of people who have forgotten you
tazzeh